Vaginas and Pineapples

I just have to love the class 'Human Sexuality'. Especially when it's taught by an awesome professor and it's at ultra-conservative-Baptist-center-of-the-world Baylor University.

So we're reviewing for our first exam. Nothing big or intimidating, just the basics so far like the anatomy and physiology of both males and females, the history of sex, and any sexual disorders.

At the end of class however, Professor Irons brings up all the Anonymous Questions from the past month and begins to answer them. Here are a few...

"Is it safe to swallow sperm?"
Well you better clear that with your partner because let's be serious people, if you have sperm in your mouth, you better not wait until the last minute to call time-out or something because that toally kills the mood.

"Can you get pregnant through anal sex?"
Yes this was a question. That's all I'm saying.

"Is it true that the consumption of certain fruits changes the flavor of a woman's vagina?"
Well that would be interesting. If a woman consumes an entire fruit salad, will her vag juice taste like V8 Splash? Cuz thats really weird in a strange, yet tastey way.

"Can certain fruits cause a miscarriage?"
No really, this was an actual question. Apparently a classmate's brother got married somewhere exotic and both he and his wife were missionaries. The local superstition was that if she ate any pineapple, she wouldn't be able to carry a child. Just imagine, the pineapple is the culprit to natural abortion.

"Is it true that woman living together will have their menstraul cycle synchronize?"
Scarily enough, this is 100% true. God help any man who lives with more than one sister and his mom! Or any male-nursing majors in a female-dominated healthcare field!

I love Sex Ed. It really makes my day, especially when I'm in a bad mood.

That's what she said.