Premier of the N00bs

So Winter Premier at Baylor University.

Roll out the street lamp post flags, comb and brush the bears, fire up the grills for the cafeterias, put more BU apparel on the clothes rack at the bookstore, and prop up the Greek info tables.

Only during a Premier, does Baylor allow us normal students to get some damn good food. Like a mountain of awesome fruit, which magically appears for the parents of prospective students. You can bet your sorry ass that I was there, knocking aside high school brats to get me some grub! Here's and interesting conversation I had as well as I was stocking up:

Random-Girl-Who-Knows-Whats-Really-Going-On: "Where's all the food during the normal year?"
Me-In-Total-Agreement: "I know right?"

Only during a Premier do you see people walk into the Baylor Bookstore in normal everyday clothes only to exit out in full university regalia. I mean, really, its like an army of mannequins had just marched from the near department store to suddenly represent that Good Old Baylor. Here's another quote:

Freshman-Friend-Who-Also-Knows-Whats-Going-On: "It's really funny watching the parents buy all this Baylor clothes and deck themselves out."
Me-In-Total-Agreement: "They're like a bunch of clones with credit cards"

Welcome to Baylor Ladies and Gentlemen. Leave your soul at the door.