Penises and Death

Just because its hilarious!!!

So in preparation for my first Human Sexuality exam tomorrow, which I should be studying for but whatever, I have come across a section in my text book that deals with the average size of a man's penis.

What is funny is that some analysts have called a man's penis size "The Great Equalizer".

Now the only other thing that has ever been called "The Great Equalizer" is Death, since duh, everyone dies. Doesn't matter if you're King of the freakin World, when Death comes knockin', start droppin'!

But this is how penis size is equal to Death.

A man with a small, unerect penis actually has a 'larger than normal' penis size. He's a 'grower'.

A man with a large, unerect penis is merely a 'shower'. Sorry to the guys who think that just because you have a big package without even trying means you've got a horse cock! You're just average and there's nothing really special about you.

But if you're a 'grower', you're gonna surprise your partner in bed, let me tell you!

That is all, back to sex now...